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eBay
We're always dealing on you,
eBay
We've built our world around you;
Don’t forget to charge us those fees,
Even when your
Site is down and we can’t see you;
eBay
Our house is furnished by you,
Bed and bath and pool;
After all is said and done,
You are holding every gun,
Oh, eBay, you are no fool.

eBay
Our money’s gone because you
Turned us
Into poor blunderbusses;
We who never auctioned before,
Now stay in and
Never see the great outdoors;
eBay
I want my life returned to me
And damn well soon;
So that all your staff now knows.
This may even come to blows,
For we must rise up.
Oh, we must rise up.
Yes, we must rise up and rule.

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